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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat

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What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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  • Dearth@lemmy.world
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    43 minutes ago

    I know a swiftie that would sous vide chicken breast then cube them. She’d carry one around in a ziplock baggie so she could meet her daily protein goals. Only salt.

  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    Looks like Bryan Johnson

  • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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    2 hours ago

    Are Taylor Swift fans gym rats?

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m out of the loop.

    Swifties are Mike Pence white? Are they Mike Pence xenophobic?

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    This looks so bland… where is the mayonnaise to spice it up?

    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOP
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      Too spicey

      • Flagstaff@programming.dev
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        Mayo isn’t spicy! Spicy mayo is spicy.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        I need something to cut down the heat of the boiled chicken

  • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
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    chicken so white it invented credit scores

  • nullspace@lemmy.world
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    Catty incel energy.

  • AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world
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    Car Dinner so white had to let it read my rights. -AZ Chike

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    I haven’t heard a single Taylor Swift song, so I have no idea what this is. Ice cream and rice?

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    Ed Sheeran fan here. That chicken looks a bit too spicy for me, can I substitute for uncooked tofu please?

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      A real Ed Sheeran fan wouldn’t voice his opinion…

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        I would disagree but I gotta check with Mr. Kraft first to make sure that’s okay

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    Two chicken died for that sin against tastebuds

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      THAT’S CHICKEN???

      I thought it was fucking whipped cream or mayo wtf

      • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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        Bleach-marinated chicken

        • Pomal@sh.itjust.works
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          Edit: deplatform those assholes

      • Pomal@sh.itjust.works
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        About as alabaster as their skin

  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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    Literally the food I give my pup when her stomach is upset.

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    HAHA TEEN GURLS SUCK!! AMIRITE!!!

  • bajabound@lemmy.world
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    Where’s that video I saw of dropping chicken breast in a jar of plain water and doing some sous vide dishwasher cooking.

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    It took me a long time to even register that as food

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