• GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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      17 days ago

      First time I went to a marathon to cheer on a friend, within about 5 minutes I saw an old dude with a shit stream running down each leg.

      It’s more common than one assumes.

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        17 days ago

        If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.

        My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running

        And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count

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        15 days ago

        George Carlin had a skit about “things you never see.” One was “taking a shit while running at full speed.”

        CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can’t find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn’t like my VPN today, but here’s a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)

        IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.

    • wjrii@lemmy.world
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      17 days ago

      She needs to up her game: do it indoors on mats that her fellow competitors will need to use for pushups.

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      16 days ago

      Fuck beans and moths and all that nonsense. Everyone post photos of celebrities and athletes pissing and shitting themselves! It’s good fun, we’ll ’ave a laugh!

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        16 days ago

        Well George Bush Sr puking on the Japanese prime minister would make a nice 3rd piece.