.orc is a nice touch
“Long ago, some feral orcs overthrew mankind and now I have anxiety and have to pay taxes.”
My god, are we the orcs?
No, no, we’re supposedly the space orcs. That’s why no one is dumb enough to come to earth or talk to us.
WAAAGH!
Reject modernity, return to Melkor.
But seriously what the fuck is up with people trying to sell internet deals in meat space?
If you dont have an internet connection by now you seriously have gone well out of your way to avoid it or cut it out. If you do already have an internet connection, you can use said internet to change providers.
Its more perplexing than vexing, and it vexes me so
Seriously, can’t an orc just pick up some manflesh on the way home from work without having to talk to anyone?
The Valar having subscription services is too funny
