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minus-squareDarkonion@lemmy.worldtoNews@lemmy.world•Trump and Hegseth unveil $175 billion plans for Golden Dome missile shieldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoFor just $1 billion down payment, I will build it in 2 years for half of that. I pinky promise. linkfedilink
‘nice watch!’ then move in and quietly say “oh, hey, it looks like your barber missed a spot back there”