My three kids are in their 20’s. Assuming there are no weapons involved, I’d say they’re safe with any of them.
Bin Laden, Hitler, and Combs would each have a rough night. Lindsay would probably be ok. If necessary, they could restrain her without injuring her.
Uncle Adi for sure. Osama would be secod pick.
I don’t know who top left is, but I reckon Bin Laden’s the safe bet here
Just leave them home alone.
Alternatively, you reckon Osama could teach them basic engineering skills? If they are making phone-activated landmines surely they can put up some fun RF experiments.
Hwo is on top left and bottom right?
I know for a fact Bin Laden had games and the movie Cars on his computer. Safest bet.
Osama bin Laden loved his kids. He was hard on them, for sure, he was basically what you imagine when you think of a deep south US prepper survivalist - a bit eccentric and paranoid, but intelligent - he would be taking his kids on long hikes, teaching them how to sleep in the desert with only sand as a blanket, but he did it out of a deep desire to protect them and give them skills to survive.
deep south US prepper survivalist
intelligent
sorry, you lost me there
That’s an easy choice. Bin Laden wasn’t even that bad of a guy.
We’re not actually reposting incel memes on Lemmy, are we?
If they have blonde hair and blue eyes, uncle Adolf is the safest bet.
Did Hitler actually do any killing people himself, or did he just have other people do it for him? If it’s the latter then I pick him, because I think he’s too lazy to actually do anything.
Tbh, I don’t know who the lady is
I think that’s the lady currently on trial for murdering her three kids.
Now I know, and
trial is over. she will likely have another trial. we won’t know until end of Sept when the next hearing for her case is set.
it’s possible a plea deal could be offered, but unlikely.
‘we have had the trial, yes. but what about the second one?’
I’ll check back in a few hours, I have a feeling this’ll be a dumpster fire.
Surprisingly it’s not that bad. Proud of the lemmings
Well I’m not jewish…so…
Are you ‘arian’? Cause if not, I’ve got bad news for you
Bin laden it is then, at least he can teach my kid life skills like flying and chemistry
Yeah, I think he’s the only choice for a kid tbh. Even he had standards and his beef was with the us gov not with kids
Easy choice, Diddy is the only one I can realistically sue afterwards. If I’m throwing my kid to the wolves, I might but as well get paid for it.
We have different definitons of “easy” choice.
If I’m throwing my kid to the wolves, I might but as well get paid for it.
I would choose any of these guys over you
Nazi vs guy making a joke, I’ll take the Nazi please
