If I hear someone on the phone in a public restroom I try to rip ass as loud as possible.

I’m not stuck in here with you, you’re stuck in here with me.

I have IBS so if I want to go anywhere I have to deal with the fact that I may end up making lots of noise in a public toilet. In my forties I’m pretty desensitized about it now. Everybody poops.

shouldn’t this be in !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world ? :P

I only shit at home or in the woods. I hate walking into a public restroom and knowing a microscopic piece of another mans colon is now in my nose.

I used too but I remember it’s the shit room. You better be grunting and farting

I feel like no longer caring if strangers can hear you poop is a big part of growing up. Not to say I’ve reached that point.

Not even a little.

Let it rip

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No, that’s how I assert dominance.

Usually no, but I’m dealing with cyclospora right now and I gotta say, the sounds are unpleasant.

I think the, uh, acoustics, are mostly a necessary evil. The bowl has to accommodate a ton of water splashing around without going everywhere, and ideally also not go out of its way to trap any doodoo. That can’t just be any old shape.

I used to clench up in public bathrooms if there was anyone else in the bathroom.

Now I just let 'er rip. Even if I know it’s gonna be loud and funky.

I moan as I smear my feces on the stall walls. don’t tempt me to take it further…

If anyone out there is self conscious about this, remember: you should only be embarrassed by sounds that come out of your mouth when in the bathroom. If you’re grunting and sighing in the stall you need immediate medical attention or a gag. Pull it together