I’ve seen this porn

Shit, why argue? I’m a criminal. I knew it was wrong and I did it anyway.

What seems to be the problem, officer? 🥰
I know that ACAB and rule #1 is keep your mouth shut but I would definitely open my mouth if a cop showed up like that 👄
In the smaller/thumbnail version of this picture it looks like there’s a play button on his mound, which just makes this even better.
You seem to be hauling ass…
“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”
“Because you’re hoping I’m gay?”
This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people.
I’m not saying it’s right, or that I agree with it, but in the 90s it was socially acceptable to hate gay people.
Today? Today this looks like an obsolete joke whose punchline no longer lands.
Because I’m not gay, and I’m not a cop, but if I pulled this guy over as a cop, first thing I’d do is prey on this guys insecurities and homophobia.
The bumper sticker no longer points fun at cops, but rather identifies the wearer of said bumper sticker as an asshole.
New Hampshire is usually ten years behind on trends but that would put this car in 2016 instead so still kind of bigoted…
Then again, it’s New Hampshire…
People don’t hate the gays anymore? Ohhh shit. I never got the memo. I guess I can come out to my parents now!
Yeah sit down straight guy. You don’t get to tell us the climate of tolerance.
Used to? Waves vaguely at the US.
I agree stupid bumper sticker






