Motion picture money, some YouTubers are filming from a distance.
Give them something fun to film…
If I were a child of God, I would take the money as a ‘blessing and sign from God that my deeds on earth should be rewarded.’ Thus is the gospel of supply-side Jesus.
You always return the wallet. This is not a Christian thing, this is just a human thing. But here’s the pros and cons.
Number one scenario: it belongs to an insanely rich person. If you keep this wallet they will barely miss that money because they have plenty, however the police will work very hard to find you and then they will beat the ever living shit out of you and you will be sent to jail for stealing from an oligarch.
Scenario two: it belongs to somebody for whom this is their entire life savings and without it they will become destitute. You will face no repercussions for keeping the wallet and the money because they have no power. But you will have completely destroyed someone else’s life which makes you a vile disgusting POS.
Scenario three: it belongs to a drug dealer. And eventually that drug dealer will find you and murder your entire family because you stole from some cartel somewhere. Because the war on drugs has made drug cartels insanely powerful and contemptuous of the rule of law.
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I don’t believe in any god at all and I would still pick it up and try to return it. We don’t need a supernatural being telling us what’s right and wrong. It’s innate inside all of us as social beings.
Thank you for this bountiful reward Jesus.
I genuinely think I might just leave it there. Looks too suspicious. That is no ordinary person’s money.
Since God doesn’t exist the real question is “As a child of your parents, what’s your next move?” And answer to that question tells a lot about the person.
What if one’s parents are POSes and one had to mature independently from their influence, or simpler, if one has no parents?
What would Captain Janeway do?
Okay bad example she’d totally gank the money and run off if it meant more coffee what would Captain Hair do? Or what kind of log entry would Captain Sisko delete about it?
idk i was kind of raised by tv too
Sir, I have no clue what you’re talking about hahaha
I more so gave a situation a close person to me genuinelly was in as a child, I wasn’t referrencing anything in particular
no worries, i think my star trek binge might have gotten a little too deep last night. what time did i finally fall asleep?
Kill myself, because AI has begun generating things IRL
I have only found a wallet once in my life. I was able to return it. I couldn’t imagine losing that much cash. I would absolutely return it.
how much you wanna bet those are those fake $100 bills with bible quotes on the back admonishing you for being greedy?
That is absolutely bait. Nothing good can come from getting anywhere near it.
If ID, back to owner. If no ID, finders keepers.
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Put the wallet in a safe place.
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Locate the owner.
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Kill them.
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Pay off credit cards.
Awfully kind of you to pay off their credit cards so they can rest in peace without the shackles of debt.
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Pick up my wallet that I just dropped?






