Mr.Chewy

Balkan?

That, and the odd coincidence of sea food quite often having potatoes as a side dish or a part of it more often than not (in my region at least); so a very valid correlation may have been made unawarely (totally a word, trust me)

I, most certainly, do doo doo likewise 🤝🤤

I do, I do!

Tell me if you’d like more, stopping now cuz my humour is relatively niche (am tistic)

WATER CANT BE WET!!!

FIGHT ME JACKASS!!

(/j)

Mr Cave Johnson?!

(but read in a “Rene Decartes” voice)

We all life together?

(pls know this TT)

This guy is genuinely immune to the “Ughm, akctually it’s GNU + Linux, or as I prefer to call it, GNU/Linux…” copypasta, holy crap.

You may just be the chosen one :O

I was trying to figure out whether it was linux or not a valid reason for me to get offended. (to those who cant figure out a joke, its because if it was linux, it would be true, especially for me >:3)

The right answer

Guys, this fight is genuinely made up. Linux LITERALLY has a built in command that is LITERALLY “cat”, even fricking arch has it even minimalistically. Please don’t make cats and penguins fight, it’d be a needless break of a powerful alliance! TT