Mr.Chewy

In the balkans, that’s every day

Jokes on you! We have an OFFICIAL lazy day (may 1st)

Holy fuck is this healthy. Thank you sir for, well, existing. I salute this behavior!

Sir, I have no clue what you’re talking about hahaha

I more so gave a situation a close person to me genuinelly was in as a child, I wasn’t referrencing anything in particular

I mean, yeah, phantom pain is a thing, but a 7yo me didn’t know that tbf :P

What if one’s parents are POSes and one had to mature independently from their influence, or simpler, if one has no parents?

As a someone with ASD: hey! (true tho)

This for some reason reminds me of when my friend in elementary had a thorn in their finger and their genious idea was, and I’m not even joking (somehow), “if my finger is hurting, wouldn’t removing the finger also remove the hurting since in order for my finger to hurt, I need a finger”, which while true, they not only failed to see how that the long term not-having-a-finger may not be a good trade off for the short term lack of hurt, but also the fact that removing a finger ALSO HURTS and a lot more at that!!! (they were stopped from acting on the brilliant idea ofc)

And yes, that is one of my still closest friends, and yes, they are the factually smartest person I know including my former college professors…

Why you tadarabadaduhdah on a roll, Losifightughhoottt -oll, Weededbeeded daa ribb ddd faaa, Oh wait, I just hit the jack pooot…

Shout out to all my serbian ex-chuds, whom were coping that we’re also (geographically) europe, that after hearing the temperatures EU citizens are complaining about finally decided to stop coping.

Context: 40 degrees has been the very normal overall average for us for years, not foreign to much higher either (some people tell us of the legend of when they once saw 36 in summer during the day and in the city (only those whom have also seen it themselves believe them))

Schizophrenia

"…and we aall lift and we’re aall adrift, Togetheer, toogetheer

through the coold mist, 'til we’re liife-less togetheeer, tooogetheeer"

We already are exactly cause. Cya at that event later btw

Smoke?! Ryder, what mess did you get into now…

Nothin’ much, sup with you dog?

Sounds like a great updog collab!

Now you need to give him a brother and name him Sirius. They shall represent your love and hate, for everyone is capable of both. (especially cats)

I thought it was optimal street pathways at first, then trees, then got surprised by the amount of genitalia referencing comments then I “realised” thanks to this comment TT

Thrust*

Can confirm, people here literally act like we don’t have a world known structure of tourism that is pyramids.

(I live in bosnia)

*grabs popcorn *