Pretty sure that’s a Moltres
Goddamn everyone in the comments talking about apples. I tried to leave a macbook outside for the bird but he just shit on it.
Sorry. That’s me. I was out for a snack
EDIT: The snack wasn’t people.
EDIT 2: Ok, I realize bringing it up makes it seem like the snack WAS people, but, I promise you, it was NOT people
EDIT 3: You know what? Who are YOU to judge anyway? Like… hypothetically… if I WERE a winged demon from the underworld that OCCASIONALLY surfaces to nibble on some human toes… is that such a bad thing?
this goes hard
Fuck now I won’t be able to sleep tonight. TIHI.
Oh that’s probably just David. Maybe take your dog in early tonight though.
That’s just an ordinary utility pole. Are you feeling all right, OP? Got a fever or anything?
I don’t see anything, but if you picked up a black notebook off the ground recently, feel free to throw my name in there. DM for my headshots
Yeah, right, and let you claim the journal is yours!? Like I’m that stupid! I’ve already written my name in the front. It’s already claimed, sorry!
🤣
Sleep paralysis friend
We are leeeeegion
Thats just a sleep paralisis demon. If you give him a blowjob, he’ll fall in love with you. Then he’ll be YOUR sleep paralisis demon! Isn’t that nice?
I want to believe there is not in fact porn on the internet of Light Yagami and Ryuk. But knowing Rule 34, there almost certainly is. I’ll avoid searching for it and keep my blissful ignorance.
Holy smokes! It might be the very dear Lamont!
It’s a rook
