Yeah I’m going to need an extra extra large.
(Im lying)
“Finally”
From the makers of the “bra” comes…the “bro”!
Instead of over the shoulder boulder holders, it’s an under the butt nut hut
Id buy one if it also came with a penis sock, im a little modest
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Identical shape a consistency to testicles, what’s wrong?
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The old nut hugger, the scrote swinger, the prairie oyster companion!
The Bro!
This define, lifts, and separates.
It’s the Wonder Bro
What about shrinkage?
Long Ball Larry’s gonna love it.
thanks! now i know what i’m wearing to pride next year
Or, and hear me out…just wear boxer briefs.
Most underwear brands now have lines that include a nut pouch. I first saw it on the brand SAXX, which I do love. But even down to jockey and Hanes I think, they now offer these styles.
Brings me back to how we sung a song in grade school. Edit out Ears with Balls and you get:
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
When my balls turn red, run.
For us it was continental soldier.
They swing them over the left south of the equator, not that it would make a difference in this scenario
WHERE 👏 DO 👏 YOU 👏 KEEP 👏 THE 👏 NETS 👏 THAT 👏 YOU 👏 PUT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 BOTTOM 👏 OF 👏 GUYS 👏 BALLS 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 THEM 👏 FROM 👏 DUNKING 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 WATER??? –Carter Pewterschmidt, 2019 (Family Guy, s17e10)
brenis
Finally, a way to save the ball sweat I’ve been wasting
Now, I don’t avoid underwear Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
The ballkini
Dam it i just got rid of mine
For you, they recommend a testicle undershirt.
Well, shizzzzzzz!
