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Fortunately I’m accepting applications for a new sleep paralysis demon.


I hope when I die they taxidermy me like this
I will. But I won’t tell your family you requested it or give them any warning before the open casket funeral.
oh, uh, so my plan is to be either cremated or composted, and then at the scattering my wife and favorite nephew have instructions to play “it’s raining men, hallelujah” while it’s raining me
… Unzips …
Reminds me of

nope!
Chuck Testa
Every store I’ve ever been in that uses those merchandise racks has had this vibe.
Furry trump lol


i legitimately need one of these for my mental health. or the mental health of my asshole
Unacceptable¡!!!





