Finding out this is what your dad does as his job
My man has an incredible figure
If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.
Also generational wealth. That will save you from working too
Ohhh I’d have made such a good trust fund baby! I feel I really missed my calling in life.
Yeah. I would have been great at that too! Except I’d have 1 more dollar than you, and I’d be a total shitstain about it all day every day. Just constantly reminding you that I have more money than you do, until you go crazy and shoot me. That’s when you find out I have a full body laser suit protection that disintegrates any threat that come into my personal space. Including bullets.
What? Do you NOT have the body laser 9000? Pssshhhh, bloody peasant! See? This is why I have more money than you!
At least he didn’t hover-hand.
