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Lol absolutely no way you don’t know you got the norovirus. Death might seem like a viable option when it’s at it’s worst, it’s horrible. Even if mild there’s no way you don’t know you’re cramping so bad you shit yourself. A sensory deprivation tank doesn’t make you unaware of your own body, in fact it can cause hyperawareness because it’s all you’ve got.
But whatever. Good internet story.
From sensory deprivation tank to septic tank in 1 customer
This fake story brought to us by someone who never changed a baby’s blowout. A squalling infant covered in shit is WAY worse than what allegedly happened here. Even a dog rolling around in shit is way grosser to clean.
Put on some gloves, not really needed because you’re about to nuke ALL the bacteria, but it feels better. Pour some bleach on the mess, instant bacteria death and as soon as the air clears, zero smell. Wipe it up with disposable towels of some sort, place in plastic bag, place in trash. You don’t have the luxury of such prep when dealing with a live animal.
Some well-intended lawyer needs to take this on pro Bono. This could be the case that defines your career!
Lawyer here: This is NOT legal advice as I’m not OP’s retained counsel and I don’t know all facts obviously, but on initial scan something isn’t right… The posted story really stinks and this seems like a pretty shitty case overall. I would not take the work - I mean MAYBE if they were paying a lot, but it wouldn’t be my number 1 priority, would be a number 2 at best.
That’s pretty shitty advice, though
Pro-boner, depending upon what kind of shit you’re into.
I don’t know if there has been a more fitting post to this community
Say it was like that when you got in there.
Apparently, that’s what the original poster went with, too.
I meant it as a joke, so his argument is he opened the isolation tank door and happily got into a fecal stew or while he was laying in it someone opened the door, shit in his tank and then closed the door and he didn’t notice.
Critics are hailing ‘The Diarrhea Clause’ as Tim Allen’s triumphant return to cinema.
Now THIS is a shitpost.
I’m calling Poe.
It was an honest mistake! Nevermore, I swear!
