Exploding head syndrome sufferers REPRESEEEENT!!!
I CAN’T HEEEAR YOOOOU!
Thankfully it doesn’t happen to me very often.
That’s just my lovely GF watching me sleep ❤️
(she doesn’t like her dreams)

The other night I heard a weird explosion sound and eventually classified it into the firework category and moved on. It was a meteor. Always investigate the weird sound at 5am, who needs sleep?
Damn, one of your neighbors might have found baby Superman instead of you.
A son? In this economy?
10x worse with cats. What the fuck have you gotten into…
I sometimes wonder if attributing every weird noise to the cat is dangerous. I’ll hear something and think “ah, it’s just the cat” and go back to sleep without checking.
Lol. My home (not even a house, but a flat) is WWII era lol. It has rudimentary electrical installation. Like, it fullfills all requirements…if we back the clock by around 30-40 years. Some parts of it still have lead sheath. For some reason. And I have old communist newspapers as “insulation” in the floor xD
Anyway, what I wanted to say…if you live in similiar conditions, everything that your mind connects to possible shortcircuit somehow manages to reboot you from sleep to full awareness within nanoseconds. xD
God, there really is something there with that “problem!” signal that our brains can give off before any conscious dots have been connected. And this is for abstract shit that you’d figure our monkey brains wouldn’t give a damn about.
Alexa has a wake word. We have wake noises
I’d be more concerned about the mysterious light in my face.





