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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Hello 911, it's me again

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Hello 911, it's me again

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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    Without a base, without a trace y’all.

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      And also it’s glass, so you can relive 1 man 1 jar.

    • lord@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The first time I saw this meme I thought it was about how you shouldn’t have glass bottles on the beach. I used to be innocent.

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      In Japan bringing glass beer to the beach is legal and socially accepted, yet you don’t see shards of glass on the beach because people take home their waste to properly recycle.

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        North Americans are fascinated by a society that is not assholes.

      • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Japan needs to get themselves some bottle kids.

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    Please don’t take glass to the beach.

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  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    1. It’s not hard to stick a bottle in the sand at the beach anyway, just twist as you press.
    2. If it’s not concave at the bottom, it doesn’t need the ring of little ridges to sit on the shelf.
    3. This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.

    This bottle does not exist.

  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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    A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.

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    You can already do this with any bottle. All this did was prohibit them from being set down on flat surfaces.

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    I’ll take two dildo beers please. Slightly heated.

    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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      It’s ribbed on the bottom

  • Prior_Industry@lemmy.world
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    Makes Molotov cocktails more aerodynamic also.

  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    So your beer can heat up even faster!

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    Glass?! Why isn’t it made of vibranium?

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  • TipRing@lemmy.world
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    Y’all motherfuckers need dildos.

    With flared bases. Or big ol’ balls.

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    I was putting my beer bottles in the sand just fine before the Glass Anal Invader came along. Now, if someone was laying face down right next to my chair, then yes, I might consider using this.

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    More lobbying by Big Anal…smh

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