Courtney Love once walked past some microphone-wielder at an event, who asked if she had any advice for aspring young women in the business. Her friend muttered something to her and you can hear her reply, “No, he’ll sue me,” but then after a second she went back to the mic and said, “If Harvey Weinstein invites you to a party at the Four Seasons, don’t go.”
courtney love they could never make me hate you
No orcing way…

Whaddaya orcing know…

I can sort of see it.
What a hideous monster. The orc is pretty ugly, too.
Orc: “I’m not THAT evil!”
“Yes, I follow the dark will of Sauron, but I don’t rape people! That’s just sick!”
Hey thats pretty offensive. That comparison is cruel to the orcs
While a lot of people think it’s Gothmog or the Orc Inspector, according to the mask’s sculptor Michael Asquith it’s actually this background orc

the resemblance is uncanny.

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Weinstein also threatened to replace Jackson with Quentin Tarantino or John Madden
Hahahahahahaha can you imagine
John Madden
like this?

Lots of close-ups on hairy hobbit feet.
Arwen stepping on an orc’s balls, with the orc played by Quentin Tarantino of course
And Arwen played by Uma Thurman
I really wanted a Tom Bombadil taking off his boots scene.
Then we could have a scene of Goldberry sloshing through a muddy stream with her feet, in front of a grunting old man willow.
One orc among many in the Lord of the Rings movies was designed to resemble Harvey Weinstein as a “sort of fuck you” to the notorious producer, Elijah Wood, who played the hobbit Frodo in the series, told a Hollywood podcast.
Wtf is this opening paragraph
Well at least you know a human wrote it since it’s such a disaster lol.
Gave me whiplash
Bummer of a thumbnail for Elijah there.








