Is this what “I double-dog dare you” refers to?
Sorry, IKEA already do a double hot dog.

Highly standard in Norwegian gas stations too
Do you have to put both dogs in your mouth at once?
And you can’t chew.
No we don’t do that here we just celebrate beep/deep/whatever alt it is now using AI to remove attribution.
But they should

2 dogs 1 bun
Alternate idea: make the bun twice as long so you can wield the hot dogs like darth maul’s lightsaber. Also easier to eat if you cant dislocate your jaw.
What kind of loser hasn’t double-dogged it before?
In my town there’s a place that sells something called “Pregnant Dog”: A cheese stick inside a wiener inside a red sausage all wraped in bacon

That looks glorious. I don’t know if my arteries would forgive me.
Gordon would be proud

I do this everytime there is a bbq event. A bit of finessing has to be done any way.
I like this version better than the stacked version. Definitely way more surface real estate for condiments and additions.
The DP dog
The best way to do a hot dog is “open face,” where you cut it down the length, but not enough to fully separate into two halves. Then spread and press the open insides against the pan before flipping to the other side. It’s like butterflying a chicken. More surface area = more maillard reaction/yummy brown bits.
That’s a lot of processed meat. Not to mention the buns are nearly as bad as cake.
What’s your point? People literally drink poison and smoke it. God forbid I want to die happily with 2 sausages in my mouth
Fun at parties!
I’m a blast at parties because I like having sausages in my mouth. I thought I mentioned that already









