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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    I think I saw a video of a girl putting two hotdogs in her bun once

  • Paranoid Factoid@lemmy.world
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    DOUBLE PENETRATION!

  • wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This would be the biggest development In the world of hot dogs since the twinkie weiner sandwich.

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    The buns are the best part. More meat ratio is a failed concept.

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    Costco is the only hot dog currently on the market with the correct meat-to-bread ratio, I am prepared to fight to the death

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    Is this what “I double-dog dare you” refers to?

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    Sorry, IKEA already do a double hot dog.IKEA double hotdog

    • Evotech@lemmy.world
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      Highly standard in Norwegian gas stations too

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      Do you have to put both dogs in your mouth at once?

      • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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        And you can’t chew.

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    Giving credit is cool.

    The screenshot of a tweet OP posted, but without the author's name cropped out. Tweet by Joe Dator @JoeDator. Text: "I can get a double cheeseburger so why can't I get a double hotdog? I have developed a bun that can accomodate two frankfurters at once. Higher meat to breadd ratio, more surface area for mustard and relish. The world is ready. The time has come." An illustrated diagram depicting an extra-wide hot dog bun holding two frankfurters side-by-side accompanies the tweet.

    Site of cartoonist Joe Dator

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      No we don’t do that here we just celebrate beep/deep/whatever alt it is now using AI to remove attribution.

  • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 dogs 1 bun

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    In my town there’s a place that sells something called “Pregnant Dog”: A cheese stick inside a wiener inside a red sausage all wraped in bacon

    hot dog

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      That looks glorious. I don’t know if my arteries would forgive me.

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    Alternate idea: make the bun twice as long so you can wield the hot dogs like darth maul’s lightsaber. Also easier to eat if you cant dislocate your jaw.

  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    Gordon would be proud

  • magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world
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    But they should

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    What kind of loser hasn’t double-dogged it before?

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