You people wear clothes to bed?
You people wear clothes?
I’ve said it on here before, and I’ll say it again: all both of the times in the past decade-ish that I’ve been naked to bed, I shot diarrhea across the bed. I’m not taking that risk anymore.
Your nick notwithstanding, never trust the fart.
They weren’t even untrustworthy farts. Both times, it was suddenly waking to the realization that I’m about to have diarrhea. Remembering that I’ve left no buffers for mistakes, I overexerted myself while trying to get out of bed. Thus begins the poo stew stream of shame.
Man, people will just post and share anything on the internet these days.
Never understood how the Juicy pants took off
Have you tried them on?
No, they outran me. Had no chance to
Not juicy enough smh
Yeah who is out shopping for sweatpants, takes a pair off the rack and says “fuck yea my ass gonna say Juicy”?
Look at leftenant dry ass over here
That’s CAPTAIN dry ass to you.
i refuse to recognize any captain without a juicy bottom
Recognize my authoritah!
Juice that bottom!
It would unbecoming of an officer and a gentleman!
Oh she’s definitely noticed lol
Noticed my juicy ass.
Just get your own sweats that say juicy on the ass potate. It’s a rite of passage around a route of passage and I’m surprised you haven’t completed it yet
Fucksquatch makes another appearance.
