When you tell them that you love them, and their response is, how can you say you love me when you don’t know God? To her, because I don’t believe in God, my notion of love is different than her’s and it’s meaningless. Essentially when I told her I loved her, my version of love didn’t involve God in any way or have any reference to God’s love, so it’s not as powerful.
The funny part is, we’re no longer together because she cheated on me with another so-called Christian.
Oh man, say it ain’t so.
Glad you are out of that.

The correct way to say you love them is, “God and I are both in this bed, fucking you raw right now. Praise Jesus!”
She would say weird shit like “I love you with Christ’s love,” and I never knew how to respond. When she got turned on, though, all that Jesus shit went right out the window and she was like, boy, that thing is going in every hole I’ve got.
It only lasted a couple months. But goddamn what a wild couple of months.
While English has largely commingled conditional and unconditional love, as a Christian I feel obligated to point out that Jesus definitely doesn’'t love you because He wants to fuck you.
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
When they’re attracted enough, all the rules go out the window.
That carnal sin of the flesh has a nice little sound to it when a human wants to nut
There’s a documented thing where a lot of things we normally would think are “icky” we will overlook when aroused.
At no point should anal seem interesting. Hormones go up. Brain go dumb. It doesn’t really take much digging to find “documentation”, just keep watching whatever it is for an extra 5 minutes
Sex the night I met her -> no problem
Sex with the window open for all to hear and see -> no problem
Me saying “god damn you’re hot” -> HUGE PROBLEM
So, which commandment did you break: using the Lord’s name in vain or bearing false witness?
The former; she was devilishly hot 😊
Devilishly so, you say? I think I found your problem, you twice-damned bastard. 😝
Swearing isn’t using the Lord’s name in vain. Doing awful things in His name is.







