CaptainMan251@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 24 days agoThose dated fundie religious people, what was the most ridiculous thing you heard them say about intimacy?message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down13
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareThose dated fundie religious people, what was the most ridiculous thing you heard them say about intimacy?CaptainMan251@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 24 days agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-224 days agoSex the night I met her -> no problem Sex with the window open for all to hear and see -> no problem Me saying “god damn you’re hot” -> HUGE PROBLEM
minus-squareTedesche@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·24 days agoSo, which commandment did you break: using the Lord’s name in vain or bearing false witness?
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 days agoThe former; she was devilishly hot 😊
minus-squareTedesche@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·23 days agoDevilishly so, you say? I think I found your problem, you twice-damned bastard. 😝
minus-squareStarya67@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·22 days agoSwearing isn’t using the Lord’s name in vain. Doing awful things in His name is.
Sex the night I met her -> no problem
Sex with the window open for all to hear and see -> no problem
Me saying “god damn you’re hot” -> HUGE PROBLEM
So, which commandment did you break: using the Lord’s name in vain or bearing false witness?
The former; she was devilishly hot 😊
Devilishly so, you say? I think I found your problem, you twice-damned bastard. 😝
Swearing isn’t using the Lord’s name in vain. Doing awful things in His name is.