What do you do in bed that drives your partners crazy?
First, I put on my wizard hat…
I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago…
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Can we not turn into reddit please? Just fucking talk to your partner
No, there is a simple answer for sex and relationships out there. There’s gotta be. I JUST NEED TO FIND IT. LOUD NOISES.
Right as they’re about to climax, I do my Donald Duck impression.
I like to rip one out that lifts the bed clothes
Two minutes of wild missionary then BOOM!..Johnny Carson. /s
I like to turn on Johnny to set the mood, actually.
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Don’t forget to use your thumb, too.
Cunnilingus also, somehow, taking ‘no’ for an answer.
First put the beads in… Then
I’ve always wanted to rip them out like I’m starting a lawnmower.
First put the beads in then… Let 'ER RIP!
I give them full control and power. I am the opposite in public life, which is interesting I suppose. I tend to seek out those who want such things. That and going back in for round 2 before I leave.
They take one look at me, and they’re stark raving mad.
Not Wheelbarrow
- Knees towards stomach, any position
- Incredible endurance
I got number two in spades but my wife hates it.
Not everybody is into poop.
did you know that you can stop once she runs out of vaginal fluid? It’s true!
