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PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

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PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago
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  • Otter@lemmy.ca
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    If anyone is actually worried about this

    The conjunctiva is a thin membrane that covers the inside of the eyelids and the white part of the eye (sclera), making a continuous sealed area that nothing can escape from except the front.

    Also the area behind/around the eye is cushioned by fat and muscle so there’s no room for it. Your eyes don’t bounce around for a reason.

    When the eyelash randomly disappears, I assume your eyelids managed to sweep it into the middle and pick it up when they opened again. If you gently brush your eyelashes, the loose one might fall out. Unfortunately mine are a real pain to get out so they don’t just disappear :')

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    As a doctor, I can assure you there is never any buildup of eyelashes behind your eyeball. The spiders eat them all.

    • ptolemai@lemmy.world
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      Whirring sound of sonic screwdriver

    • Thirsty Hyena@lemmy.world
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      Are eyelashes digestible? Or do the spiders have stomach full of them?

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    What a horrible day to have eyes.

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    https://youtu.be/YBA_AOWUMo8

    • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      I’d like to go on the record as saying

      spoiler

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÄAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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        • [object Object]@lemmy.world
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          “Are you uncomfortable with eye contact?”

    • Ibisalt@lemmy.world
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      I heard that story and this came into my mind immediately.

    • Godric@lemmy.world
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      Wow, that was utterly vile, thank you for explaining to the world why I wear glasses when I need to see shit. God damn, Funkhauser school of funnily disgusting!

      • db2@lemmy.world
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        The green makes it look worse, it’s just a dye to make it easier to identify the lenses.

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          I saw the green and immediately thought “algae” but that’d be nearly impossible in the eyeball. And if it was she’d have way bigger concerns than the lenses

    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      :C

    • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.worldOP
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      Oh my, the scraps of innocence I had are now gone. Thanks.

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    Hold still…

  • snoons@lemmy.ca
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    I like it when that happens because the hairs scratch itches way back there.

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    That reminds me, I need to get my eyeballs sliced to drain some floaters.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    TIHI. Didn’t expect that.

  • miss phant@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I have this fear that every time I eat instant ramen a little bit gets stuck and one day they’ll have to cut me open to pull it all out like hair in the drain.

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    Nah, this is impossible

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