At least when you kill bad guys and dragons, they stay dead. The trouble with folding dishes and washing clothes is that it keeps needing to be done.
Welcome to being human, adulthood and cleaning up after yourself.
I refuse.
Ok incel
What a comeback, you’re such a good boy! Look at you, well trained and shit.
Better than a misogynist.
Not the insult you think it is.
Better than a misogynist
So you’re well trained and delusional, got it.
Good luck, hopefully being well trained pays off.
My story’s infinite. Like the laundry, it’s infinite, it doesn’t rest.
One of these days I’m going to finally win at cooking so that I don’t need to do it ever again, which will also cover dishes. Then it’s time to really grind laundry until I do the same there. Don’t give up!
this is probably what meat loaf meant when he said he won’t do that
Phenomenal
Yeah. You need to listen to the lyrics a few get it.
Fuck washing dishes. That is why we invented dishwashers
Loading the dishwasher is its own battle.
Folding laundry is basically like fighting a dragon. These damn fitted sheets, man.
But I gotta do what I gotta do. These dragons aren’t gonna fight themselves.
Do adults really not know how to find fitted sheets? You fold it basically like a regular sheet, but tuck the corners inside each other.
I prefer the “fold it haphazardly, stuff it in the drawer, and I don’t care if it’s wrinkled when it goes on the bed next time” method, myself.
Whenever I tuck the corners into each other I end up with a lumpy irregular polygon which can’t be folded neatly like flat sheets
If you pull up the fitted part, you can establish parallel sides so you can form it into a rectangle that can be folded neatly
“Pull up” like three dimensionally? I do the best I can to square the blob up but always end up with too much fabric on the fitted corner to get a clean neat fold.
I’m the designated one who “knows how to fold fitted sheets” in our household btw 🤣
Yes, three dimensionally. Pull it up, and make a fold from the sewn point of the fitted corner parallel to one folded edge, and then the other edge likewise parallel to the remaining side. Now that you have a nice rectangle, lay the bunched portion down as flat as you can, and continue folding. Ta-dah.
I’ve learned how; can’t speak for everyone though. But they’re the ones that take the longest time due to the intricacy.
I’m also very meticulous about folding laundry, so everything fits nice and tidy in the linen closet.
Or you can do the parachute fold. And then fold it regular after it’s a tube
I roll mine like a little sausage. They don’t wrinkle and it’s fast. Also I suck at folding.
I would strongly prefer if you specifically never interacted with any of my posts.
Terribly sorry, I can’t help with this.
How often will you ever fight a dragon? Once, maybe?
Fuck folding sheets because someone else wants it done, 3 times a week for the next 40 years.
Not even close to being the same.
I mean, if I had to fight a dragon, it definitely wouldn’t happen more than once
3 times a week… you’re showing your relationship issues a bit there by not knowing how basic human chores work.
What’s the correct amount of sheets to fold a week?
About a much as a banana costs.
I do all the laundry, clean the kitchen and empty/fill the dishwasher. I’ve got a bit of a routine and it works. She cooks and does the bathrooms. Division of labour is the key. Took us a few years and many arguments to settle into our lanes and now it’s fine.
We both do everything. I just do extra unfucking the dishwasher, I swear when she loads it, it’s as if someone broke into our home and just put shit wherever. Other than that, allllll goooooood.
There aren’t many dragons around here. We’re too quiet to attract the attention of bad guys. However, I both do laundry and load the dishwasher. I’m also the cook. Been doing this since well before I retired. One of my sociology students actually told me it was “gay.”
I enjoy the cleaning. It gives me purpose and makes me feel useful.
You could ask far, far worse of me.
Classic manbaby David
Mmm love it when the straights air out their middle school level problems on social media
