Man, I wish I was this “secure”! The only thing I’ve been able to internalize is “I alone decide what is funny”
I will happily verbally shitpoat and make references without care for what other people know, and I’ll bloodydamn laugh at myself too!
Terrible guide. You’ll get nowhere in life if you act like this; everyone around you will think you’re some kind of insecure loser, and they won’t want you in their lives.
This is because you’re wasting so many perfectly good opportunities when you replace “Thank you” with nothing at all instead of e.g. “No need to thank me” or “It was my pleasure” or “No sweat”. Then people will know how cool and helpful you are and how much they need you.
This is a shitpost, you know that right?
No?? Oh my gosh, was there a second paragraph I forgot to read or something? Shit.
oh it’s the .ml guide?
Don’t forget, instead of “thank you for that information! I am always glad to learn new concepts and information” use “shit up, nerd”
Just act like you already knew that then impress someone else with it later so you 1) don’t give the person who told you any validation and 2) get that validation for yourself from someone else
Shit up, nerd
Nah, controlling the entire world is a lot of work and probably not worth the effort.
I’ll settle for a tri-state area.
Let me guess, by using the MousePotato-nator?
I didn’t make it, but I suggest putting an extra self-destruct button. I feel like that’s the reason the chewynator didn’t manage.
No, of course not. How predicable do you think I am?
pushes a strangely potato-shaped device out of sight
How majority of people interact on the internet as well as in person.
BPD -> Dark Triad 👍
