Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
I bet he tastes just like raisins.
I have horses, they definitely don’t pee lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, sweet sweet lemonade
Nah, i wouln’t look cool carrying a man in my back
Hey everybody, this guy is a horse!
Fine, but who can afford a damn horse?
Unrealistic though because most people who ride horses aren’t as cool as Subcomandante Marcos
A good point
Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru I’ve got a horse outside
And fuck your Mitsubishi I’ve a horse outside
If you’re looking for a ride, I’ve a horse outside
Smoking a pipe through the mask, not sure if it’s for extra filtering or what
…I know I look cool in both my F150 and my mustang
Have you met our Lord and Saviour, Coyote V8?
Looks like AI slopedit: turns out it’s realSource it
^ I still stand by this







