Did he say which one?
- Mar 3: “We won the war.”
- Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
- Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
- Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
- Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
- Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
- Mar 13: “We won the war.”
- Mar 14: “Please help us.”
- Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
- Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
- Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
- Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
- Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
- Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
- Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
- Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
- Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
- Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.”
- Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait”
- Mar 22: “Iran is Dead”
- Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
- Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
- Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
- Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
- Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
- Mar 28: No major quote
- Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
- Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.”
- Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing”
- Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
- Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
- Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
- Apr 4: Said Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences. “Tuesday 8 PM ET”.
- Apr 5: “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
- Apr 6: “We can bomb the hell out of them”
- Apr 7: “A whole civilization will die tonight”
This should be the front page of a wiki, so others can add citations and readers can drill down. But it should absolutely preserve this level of summary. It was highly effective at putting the arc into perspective without embellishment. I might recommend reframing the entries for March 28, 29, 31 and April 2, 4 as summaried utterances instead, as I found the switch to an overtly editorial summary to be jarring.
I copied it from elsewhere - but I love your idea! Someone should definitely catalog and archive this
If I decide to build that, who would the attribution need to go to? eg: who is your genius tier source
I can’t say for certain this is where I saw it, but I googled “Trump Iran Copy Pasta” and this came up
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/Eky8TBr61N
edit: This user added some great links:
Adding some sources, in case people think these quotes are satirical.
Edits: some longer quotes (which takes away from the punchy format by Linken) and non-chronological groupings.
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2026-02-28 “When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take”
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2026-04-04 “48 hours before all Hell will reign [sic] down on them.”
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2026-04-06 “Every bridge in Iran […] every power plant […] I mean complete demolition by 12 o’clock”
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2026-04-07 “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.”
This should be a wiki.
Thank you! I copied the comment from elsewhere, I appreciate your additions!
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I like your post. 50 years from now, high school students are going to open their US History book and read what the orange bumble fuck said during a war he started. Humiliating and perhaps the Americans might learn a lesson from the MAGA disaster.
Americans learning true history, instead of propaganda?
Never gonna happen. When orange turd dies, there will be zero changes to your democratic system and a new pedophile controlled by billionaires will be elected.
If you think your government isn’t lying to you… I have some news
I’m talking about education and the American capitalist propaganda and brainwashing in American schools.
Did you know that in the USA about 70% of the history curriculum in schools is USA history, and only about 30% is about the rest of the world. But the USA is not even 250 years old!
Compare that with Europe, where kids spend about 30% of the time learning about their own country’s history and 70% learning other history.
Americunts don’t even realise just how brainwashed and full of capitalist propaganda they are.
Preaching to the choir. Good job ignoring what your government is lying about while doubling down on obvious common knowledge.
this guy is starting to behave a lot like that putin guy
waaaaaiiit uuuuppp…
The USA is a second-world country. There are no first-world countries.
Apr 8: TACO!
(I hope)
That’s the thing I was wondering about the TACO meme. Is it good to mock him on chickening out when it is best for everybody that he does chicken out?
It’s always a good idea to mock him. If he can’t handle it he is free to resign.
Does it matter? I think he doesn’t even touch the internet anymore and just has an assistant posting for him
On the contrary, I think everyone in the White House keeps feeding him pleasant lies and what’s why he can go out in public and say all that BS
He did TACO!
Beautiful. Thanks for compiling this.
From that, he does seem to have been getting a lot more agitated over the past week. We’ll see how that translates into actions.
I can’t take credit I copy/pasted- but everyone should see it!
I swear we live in the dumbest timeline. Can we switch back to pre-Covid timeline before Trump?
is this list accurate and not embellished for comedic effect?
The summaries are not real quotes, obviously, and is obviously selected to emphasise the shifting nature of the administration’s position … but yeah, I would say it’s broadly actuate.
Is he going to nuke them I wonder? What else could that final threat be?
And now he says they agreed to a cease fire and reopen the Strait.
Sooooo, are we like in a ceasefire, or no?
I’m so confused. I thought there was a 2 week cease fire starting today?
Everything is a lie unless an Iranian official confirms it. That is the new order of things.
Depends if you are one of Pedonald’s investment buddies.
Out of curiosity I checked out how Fox News is covering this shit show. Totally fucking unhinged is an understatement. He could livestream eating a baby and they’d be praising his bold nutritional choices.
It’s wild. Meanwhile, other mainstream media channels are accused of leftist propaganda by these deranged lunatics, simply for reporting the facts.
Dude at work randomly walked up and said Iran is gonna be a nice parking lot. Like I’ve known you two weeks and my toolbox is covered in socialist stickers, either you can’t read or you’re real real fuckin dense.
you should show him your tool box. really closely, and at high speed.
World Wide Web was a great experiment while it lasted. Wouldn’t be surprised if we ended up losing a W and getting cut off from good fun things like Steam.
Woke Wide Web
That’s because it was said on the TV that means we have to listen and follow what it says cus only correct things get said on the colored box ya here /s
One threat of annihilating them from existence and they’re all upset. Isn’t it just normal these threats flying around?
Americans if this is not the time for second amendment I don’t fucking know what it. This is Munich 1938, it’s now or deal with a king and a world war where you guys are the Nazis.
The opposition has been infighting and soon you’ll all be silenced too. Before Germany invaded Europe, they stamped out any dissent within their borders first. Throwing the growing list of undesirable in camps without due process.
It’s not like this is already happening in America is it? 🤔 But really Americans how much more do you need? And don’t just throw your arms up in the air and dodge blame while you sit on your couch watching Netflix.
Your country was won by fat farmers and every profession in between when they realized it was UNITE OR DIE
I have multiple guns, I live 3,000 miles from DC, I own them mostly to shoot at bears who come near me, what do you suggest I do?
Organising with others is a good first step
Well I’m well on my way to step two then it’s so frustrating to see people tell me I just need to shoot things/people though
Some kind of large gathering of likeminded people, perhaps? That could be workable…
Too much effort for an American. No one is paying them enough to skip a day of work.
Sarcasm:
Think of the starving shareholders!
IDK, the protests do seem to be pretty well attended, despite the apparent effort required…
But who do we shoot. Like really?
What do I do ?
It sounds plausible on paper but just not possible in real life to do anything. With or without a gun.
The US had a perfectly good nuclear deal with Iran, but Trump chose to rip it up nine years ago because it had Obama’s name on it.
Should come to no surprise that Iran don’t want to end this crisis diplomatically with the same guy who stabbed them in the back just to spite the Democrats…
Trump sparked anger and concern around the globe on Tuesday morning with his post, which read, “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!”
I’ve not read the full wording of his Truth Social post until now, but why does it read like he’s trying to cut a wrestling promo?
I mean his description of the US airman rescue operation in yesterday’s press conference where he called the Iranian army a “hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military” was giving me Danhausen vibes…
If he plays his cards right, he might end up winning the WWE Peace Prize.
Did you misspel WW3? 🤭
The US had a perfectly good deal. Israel didn’t. If the deal had stayed in place, the Iranian econony would have roughly doubled by now. That’s a lot more resources that could stay in Israel’s way of expanding into Lebanon for example.
The deal benefited Israel as well… what are you talking about!?
What the deal did not include was: praise for the orange pedophile and/or distraction for his crimes or Bibi’s
Did an edit to add that before I saw your reply. Don’t buy what Israel tells you about how they love the Iranian people. Consider Israel’s material interests.
E: Also it’s fairly public fact that Israel lobbied against the deal and following it lobbied for repeal.
Consider Israel’s material interests.
Hmmmm how about no… Israel had a chance but decided to become the new Nazis… they can go fuck themselves back to the stone age for all I care
“consider” as in “you won’t understand why Israel does what it does unless you think about”, it doesn’t mean “give them what they want”
yes, I understood… but again, this is the slippery slope where “the best move” is justified regardless how heartless and immoral it may be
My point is I do not care what Israel had to win by this. This is wrong and they should pay dearly for their crimes against humanity
I only meant for analysis sake 😅
Yes but this is the slippery slope that can justify any and all atrocities…
No one in their right mind talks with a lunatic.
By acting crazy and threatening people, dj appears to have made up his own mind long ago.
This could be a blessing in disguise. He called Biden a retard on Monday. He’s now upped the threats a notch.
Could be he got some very bad health news from Walter Reed medical over the weekend.
He’s a shitting, screaming, spoiled child having a temper tantrum. Oh, he also has access to the nuke codes. Nothing to worry about. /s
Well if the nukes fly tonight I hope there’s at least a few that refuse the orders
Huh. Weird. Turns out when you show a demented willingness to cause mass genocide, people might get the impression that negotiations aren’t really an option anymore.
It isn’t really “talks” when the alternative is to be destroyed as a civilization. That’s bullying and extortion
This is ‘Sum of all Fears’ level of OH FUCK.
People in the US, Have you called your representatives yet? This is the time to do the smallest thing to make your voice known.
I’d suggest using 5 calls if you don’t know your representatives.
