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bootleg@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago

The original Lemmy shitpost

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The original Lemmy shitpost

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bootleg@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago
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The post got deleted later on, and sadly the Wayback machine was unable to capture all the comments:

https://web.archive.org/web/20230629152756/https://lemmy.world/post/440073

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    24 days ago

    Are fursuits a pain in the ass to get out of or something?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      yes

  • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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    24 days ago

    I was there, Gandalf, 3 years ago. When the bowels of man failed.

    • Alberat@lemmy.world
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      Lembas bread, one bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man while allowing him to go through multiple security checkpoints without pooping.

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    How is the instance of that community located on web.archive.org?

    Anyway, the answer the OOP was looking for is sugar.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Going to be hell on your teeth.

      • [object Object]@lemmy.world
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        In three days? Pffft.

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    Some say they’re still not pooping to this very day…

  • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    23 days ago

    Is this Lemmy’s “the cylinder must remain unharmed”?

  • Korne127@lemmy.world
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    I remember it

    I still wanna know the reason…

    • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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      I think someone speculated that it aligned with a religious pilgrimage trip that had a lot of similarities.

  • RamRabbit@lemmy.world
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    Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

    Is it spiders? I bet it’s toilet spiders.

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    I’ve done this before. I was on a beach in Mexico back in the day for 3 days. Slept on the beach in a hammock. The nearest bathroom was about 30 minutes because it was a secluded beach. There was an outhouse you could shit in and I kid you not it looked like the poop scene from slumdog millionaire. I decided I would not shit till I left.

    Honestly I ate normal food and it was fine so I think crippling anxiety is enough to make this possible.

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    Yeah idk i feel like not eating and drinking a juice once every few hours is the obvious answer but idk shit about nutrition tbh

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    Are there any instances out there that archive deletes? If it was deleted after I shut mine down, I might have the comments.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere

    Ah, damn. That was my bet.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      I was thinking of a music festival.

  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Someone ordered a Cleveland Steamer.

  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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    astronaut food designed for low residue

  • Zkuld@lemmy.world
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    just don’t eat for one day before and during?

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    literal SHITpost

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