And you didn’t even think of just inheriting some?
i can see you just bought an avocado sandwich you sloth
damn it, i should have been buying land and stuff in 2000s instead of being a baby. lol
Rookie mistake btw your rent is due mf
It’s never too late. As long as you have bootstraps, you can use them to pull yourself up.
That’s why they put velcro on shoes: big money wants to keep this one weird trick to themselves!
I cringe at all the time i wasted in 1998 playing Pokémon and breaking my arm on the monkey bars instead of growing my network
Jokes aside, buy shit in Anchorage, it’s gonna be a major port once the ice caps melt and the Northwest Passage becomes reality instead of a fantastic Candian folk tune!
really should have been taking life more seriously back before i was even a thought in my parents head
What a lazy pile of baby. Useless. Toss it in the river until it makes 200xs the poverty level.
Pre, or post-9/11?
