1. Drop the bench in the Marianas trench.

2. Hold every billionaire ransom for the rest of their lives under threat of being summoned to the bench unless they divest themselves of their wealth to my satisfaction.

Just the two of us? Trump, and I would bring a gun.

One hour on that bench? Couldn’t it be a bit more comfy?

Keanu Reeves. Just the two of us, each on one end of the bench, enjoying a sandwich, and not talking but still content with each other’s company.

I’d want to chat with someone from the future. I want to know if we’ll make it. If we’ll be alright.

I also choose this guy’s dead grandfather.

Inspiration: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/comment/d9uf56l/?context=1

I guess my dad so I can ask him about all the shit he didn’t write down before he died like his passwords to shit or whatever.

Elon Musk.

Wait. Hear me out. The power to summon someone, hold them for an hour and force them to be conscious is really significant. Sure, there’s nothing I could say to have any immediate effect. I’d just mention that he should divest his wealth to the poor or else when my hour is up, someone else is going to summon him. It’ll keep happening until he’s no longer the wealthiest person. Then, keep going down the list.

It’d be nice to catch up with my mom

Myself. I’m very curious to see how I look from the outside.

Me

Honestly, I can’t decide. Masashi Kishimoto is definitely up there, but so is Homer. You know, the one who wrote The Odyssey. I’ll make a list of my top 10 for your convenience.

So ye, that’s basically it.

… Could I spend the hour beating this theoretical individual to death instead of chatting?

I have a few ideas of who is like to see on that bench…