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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Every so often, it's important for our community to pause, heal, and reflect together on what's truly important and why we're all here.

sh.itjust.works

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Every so often, it's important for our community to pause, heal, and reflect together on what's truly important and why we're all here.

sh.itjust.works

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    4 hours ago

    Beans?

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    why is there corn in my shit?

  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Not enough butter. And where is the Lowry’s?

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    5 hours ago

    Corn is soo 2025.

  • Stiffy@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Tried to buy corn on Amazon but it wouldn’t let me :(

    WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS PAIN?!?!?!

  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    God damn, that looks delicious

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    16 hours ago

    May I offer you confused folks some beans?

    delicious, nutritious, perfectly great beans

    • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      No. Not those.

  • popsalottacornsyrup@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    Can I respectfully say I was freaked out when my college girlfriend had a stick of butter in the fridge that they pulled out and then passed around so each participant could roll their cob on it to butter it? Effective? Yes. Absurd? Definitely.

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    23 hours ago

    My local brothel serves eggs bonerdicked for breakfast on Sundays before church and I’ve been requesting corn for months now but they never put it on the menu, it’s distressing

    • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world
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      23 hours ago

      I love this sentence.

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    Potatoes are far better than corn. Potatoes heal the soil as well as the soul. Potatoes make us whole. Potatoes are superior to corn and beans.

    Potatoes are easy to grow, they self-propagate, and they’re both nutritious and tasty. Corn is okay, but nothing compared to potatoes.

    Corn didn’t wreck us when we couldn’t grow it. Potatoes did. We cannot live without potatoes. Potatoes are life.

    • RaoulDook@lemmy.world
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      Potatoes are just overgrown beans. They grew so big they lost most of that healthy bean fiber.

    • The_v@lemmy.world
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      Potatos are very destructive to the soil.

      They have to be dug up (lots of cultivation). This breaks up the soil structure causing all sorts of issues with porosity, nutrient and organic material loss.

      Because of the diseases and pest that attack the growing tubers, growers use fumigants/biofumigants. These are indescriminate killers that wipe out all sorts of insects, fungi, nematodes, and bacteria.

      Potatoes leave very little organic residue behind when the tubers are harvested.

      Any crop that follows potatoes suffers from a “yield drag” for 2-3 years as the soil recovers.

      Out of the all starchy foods we eat, potatoes and sweet potatoes are the worst for the soil.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Beans also heal the soil and the soul. And the correct answer is beans with potatoes. Falafel and greek style fries is easily a top tier meal

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      Dawg. Me and boys are just here for the beans.

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    18 hours ago

    Cracker bargle

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    21 hours ago

    CRANKIN MA COB

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  • AGD4@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    I don’t understand the corn meme whatsoever, but that looks fuggin’ delicious.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      We’re channeling Khrushchev

    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      12 hours ago

      Too much usa-centric politics -> corn as a protest

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    It’s COOOOOOOOOORN

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