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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

A heart-warming story

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A heart-warming story

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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    “I explained to him it was a matter of life and death” Nah bro it sounds like you failed to explain properly

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    That’s one way to escape Epstein’s island.

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    The nurses all love when Jim is the on call ER doctor cause he doesn’t take any shit. I remember this 19 year old kid came in and said he had a toothache and Jim was just like, are you kidding me? And shot him.

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    My porno scavenging ex step sister in law used to donate blood every 3 moons but one day she just kind of stopped. When we would ask her why she stopped giving blood she told us it’s because she watched inspector gadget and he told her that if she kept donating blood she wouldn’t get $26.51 to buy some book called Gary Potter and the platypus hymens from some guy she used to scavenge porno with who lives down the street. So many lives lost because she never gave blood again.

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      What turned her into an ex step sister in law?

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        Wife is easier to say.

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        General lawlessness.

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          Wouldn’t that make her an outlaw?

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            Yes, that’s the opposite of an inlaw

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        She ate too many chestnuts

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    Jehovah’s Witnesses 🤝 /r/ChildFree

    Having an absolute field day with this shitpost

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      I’m not sure if childfree is pro kids dying but I don’t know anything about them

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        They obviously aren’t. This is just a troll

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