…And cheat at curling
We wasn’t exactly as nice about it as I was lead to believe a Canadian would be.
I’m just gonna go make some popcorn while I wait for the random Swede or Canadian to wander into this thread.
Hello, random Canadian curler here
Hello, Kate Wood here.
how fast can you run?
At least 4 knots. Maybe 5 idk.
I am from BC. Sure not every Canadian is like that but this person totally exists.
I wonder if it has anything to do with lack of enforcement making weed effectively decriminalized long before the official legalization went through. Official legalization was more of a “government and their buddies want in on the lucrative market”, ignoring that weed was only as expensive as saffron because of the legal risk (or illusion of one) that went along with trading it.
Saffron is expensive because each plant grows 1-4 flowers, and each flower has two yellow and two red stigmata, and saffron is the two red ones. A whole acre of it will yield less than a kilo IIRC.
Weed, on the other hand, is aptly named because it is happy growing pretty much anywhere from swamps to dessert mountains. Only real complication with it is the whole determining the sex of the plant ASAP to remove/separate the males before they pollinate the females and then watch for hermaphrodites. Though, even then, it only affects the quality of the final product, as fertalized females still produce bud, it just has seeds in it (at a surprisingly high density if you’ve never gotten seedy bud before) and doesn’t mature the same. Still works fine for extracts.
If done properly, you can get the whole yield of an acre of saffron from a single weed plant.
I spent a season in Whistler 20 years ago, and even though Whistler is “Disney Mountain” I managed to get to know some local residents through Japanese home stay students. Weed was everywhere, granted season skiers and and snowboarders are perhaps not a random selection of the population in that regard.
So quite similar to N. Korea 🤔
I used to have British made English textbooks, it had British stereotypes, minus the bombs for the Irish, and otherwise the more endearing ones.
Mid Europe here, same currently.
Sadly, there is a need to say they are not 'murica now, can’t stay so much kind and polite anymore. Understandable but sad.
You may be tempted to think that the syrup thing is because of the bud, but actually she took up bud to stop getting so many questions about it.
I mean, if she pours it on everything…
i don’t see any Canadians disagreeing
I’m from Canada.
It’s not America.
As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.
25 years ago this was a bit silly, but these days it’s like saying: “Look, I’m not on the Epstein List!”
Sorry, but I don’t see her saying sorry!
Yeah, some of the key Canadian words are missing, eh?
Yeah, that hoser needs to take off
Sörry
Thdy must have vastly different smoking laws in Japan. We can’t smoke within 4m of entrances (legally), let alone indoors.
I’m American. That’s how we view you guys as well.
Good.
The biggest insult a Canadian could ever hear is being called ‘American’.
Shit as an American the biggest insult I could ever hear is being called an American. That isn’t the flex you think it is
Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She’s clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she’ll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it “zed”.
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
Is Kate single?
Ms. Wood is incredibly based
She’s cute.
Smash
Is one of their leading exports actually marijuana? That’s pretty interesting if true.
I think Canada has next to zero in marijuana exports, because it’s illegal to import it in most places. It does contribute billions to Canada’s GDP, but that’s production and consumption that never leaves the country.
It doesn’t leave my house LOL.
No, not even among just the illegal narcotics.
Yeah that does make more sense. I guess that makes the comic quite a bit more offensive though lol
She said Thank You. Everything checks out.
