I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.
Perhaps, but I hear it may have certain side effects…
Or you could get aides
The calories don’t count if I pass out before I log them.
cancer definitely makes you lose calories, I am a diet app and very smart
This feels illegal
I assure you it’s perfectly legal, as long as you are of drinking age.
It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I’ve already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don’t keep it to the one drink.
Sowreee ofeesir, I’m on diet
You could also try losing a leg. Those are pretty heavy.
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“You should my calorie intake on the days I smoke crack!”
Alcohol makes me eat more
Classic so old I don’t even think it does the rounds anymore
“Have you considered cocaine?”
…I mean, this isn’t automatically bad advice. Kinda depends on the quantity and frequency of the alcohol vs calories. If you’re having a glass of wine at the end of an otherwise nutritionally well-executed day; vs going apeshit with candy, soda, chips, etc - but not drinking; the former is definitely the better of the two. Recognizing and leveraging those kinds of patterns are key to making some new change into a habit.
Especially if you treat this as a stepping stone to develop some good habits while weening off of bad ones - for that to work you need to tolerate some degree of bad ones as you dial them closer and closer to zero.
Perfect is the enemy of good.
Big brain. Huuuge brain. Big ol’ bulbous throbbing pulsating brain time.
