I would have just said no, but I don’t know if military can do that:
“The personnel action was reversed, though, when it was determined that no other pilot was immediately available to operate the aircraft for the return flight.”
Would have been so hilarious after all that if he just told her to call an Uber.
Yeah can’t really say no to orders in the military. (Unless they are obviously unlawful)
With talk like that, expect a lawsuit from the administration. How dare you!
I literally would have told her to fuck off. Or at least delay the ever living fuck out of the flight.
He should fly the plane like he’s eluding fighter jets or SAMs. Maybe throw in a barrel roll or two. Definitely should go hard on takeoff and landing.
I imagine that would be a career-limiting decision for a military pilot.
If he instead acts “professionally”, which means putting up with her bullshit for the rest of the day, then he has a decent chance of getting quickly reassigned to a role where he doesn’t have to deal with her again.
reassigned to a role where he doesn’t have to deal with her again.
Which , I’m sure, would make him very happy.
What kind of blanket is THAT important? Does Noem have a security blanket she travels with or something?
Well it’s not like she can pick up dead puppies bare handed.
He’s the fucking PILOT, not your god damned nanny (no offense to nannies intended). Move your own blanky.
Makes me wonder if blanket transfer is on the checklist. I know pilots rely a lot of checklists, so if it wasn’t on the list, then the checklist maker is the one at fault and should immediately self-report to Leavenworth to await general court martial and inevitable incarceration.
He’s lucky she didn’t shoot him.

Unfair to Linus, who is a kind and caring individual. For instance young Snoopy often stole his blanket and he never shot the puppy.
I’m having grave and serious flashback of Mike matei and his interpretation of elmo and his lost blanket. The edgiest most embarassing thing online up to this day. If you don’t know what is this, maybe you also shouldn’t look for it, it’s tremendously stupid.
He should be grateful he wasn’t taken out to a rock quarry and shot! /s
I’d call her a cunt, but vaginas are actually useful
She has neither the warmth nor the depth
You could call her a twat, but English readers would wonder why going so easy on her.
Finally they’re doing something about the corruption in the Coast Guard!








