Young and Asian.

I like both. But I know I’m in the minority. That’s why everyone stares at me when I’m deepthroating whole stalks at the grocery store.

Well not the whole shaft. I don’t do this for a living

I prefer the pubes, but the stalk has a place if it’s the right size.

Only kind I like is cheesy and very, very wet. Notably broccoli cheddar soup.

Yes.

neither, as long as we’re still talking about broccoli

doctor says i’m not allowed to have any more, but i was a butter and lemon when steamed dude. favorite on the veg tray but alas no more.

As long as it is roasted in salt and olive oil, the whole thing is good

Pubes

Triggers vegans getting all cruciferous and shit.

Pube muncher all day!

Bit of both

prefer the pubes but I’ll nibble on the shaft

Pupes for boiling, shaft for soup