Like, if you accidentally cut someone off, and they get mad and honk, how do you apologize?
Middle finger possibly brake check
The middle finger. It has to be that.
Hand up, and bow head.
This. It says, “I acknowledge you are upset, and accept blame.”
Instructions unclear. Ended up doing the wave (like you see at baseball stadiums) alone in a car.
Accidentally dabbed.
Accidently my ass! Stop trying to bring it back!
I have a huge purple dildo. I just start beating myself about the head and shoulders.
Found the saints row player
What about the “sorry, my bad” while driving though?
It’s performative self-flagellation, same as you would do in any religious event or office setting. The pink dildo is just for better visibility.
You can do that at the same time as beating yourself with the purple dildo
Mantis starts beating off with a purple dildo
Me: “…the fuck is he doing?”
Like this 🖕
Sorry? Hell naw. Double down. Make it their fault. Get even more mad than them. Brandish your gun. Then brandish your second gun. Fire a warning shot towards their vehicle. Finish your beer in case you need to get out of the car. Challenge other driver to fisticuffs. Lose. Go home and explain to wife why you lost another fight. Get sad. Go to bar. Get really drunk. Pass out on stoop of the Wayne County Building. Miss work for the 3rd time this month. Get fired. Get kicked out of house by wife. Move into bachelor apartment. No artwork on walls. Only Kroger brand bread, condiments, and cheese slices in fridge. See kids every other weekend. Start going to AA meetings on a whim. Find new job. Hit the gym. Find new hobbies. Meet new girlfriend. Come to terms with faults and find peace through meditation and mindfulness. Experience growth. Drive to work one day. Accidentally cut a guy off. Double down…
Just hit their car slightly with yours. You know, a love tap, to show them love and appreciation. Then show them your extended middle finger, signifying that you are standing with them in solidarity of thinking you’ve made a mistake. If you have a weapon with you, you can hold it up and show them to indicate that you are aware you could be perceived as a threat, but are making the effort to indicate that you aren’t.
I roll down the window and do the Sorry/ThankYou Wave. 👋
Especially if they DIDN’T honk.
This. I will forgive most driving indiscretions if I see a wave/acknowledgement of wrongdoing.
Bow head down slightly, lift your hand slightly like a weak wave, show a little humility in your eyes if they meet.
I pretend to shoot myself in the temple.
Then I put the gun back in the glove box.I’ve seen people put both hands up a little above the steering wheel and that was probably the clearest way I’ve seen.
Look ashamed and maybe do a single flash of my hazards.
Hazards = boobs
I find that rolling over and showing my belly, while impractical, is reliably effective at diffusing these situations.
If I have some free time, I’ll follow them to their destination and knock on their window before they manage to slip away, and then apologize. Many seem like they’re in a hurry, despite just arriving, so I’ll just shout out my apology as I knock on their window. Depending on how bad I felt, I might try to repeat the apology next week, seeing whether I can find them on the road or their destination at the same time
