Just say “Mom, as the prophecy foretold… It has happened!”

I’m shocked you don’t apologize to them for their bad driving.

Jigsaw cat.

No early voting! No late voting! No mail-in voting! No black voting! No gay voting! No brown voting! No veterans voting!

Fuck it, only JD Vance votes! Unless he votes for himself, and then it’s massive voter fraud!

Developing Philosophy.

Given present circumstances I can’t rule out this as astroturfing a justification for pedophelia to up birth rates.

Coffee, tea. I don’t get hungry until I’ve been up for 3-4 hrs. At 11-noon, I eat my first meal depending on how work sorts out. In the fall / winter I’ll fry an egg and a few strips of bacon or a sausage; spring/ summer is a slap-dash salad. My partner and I take turns based on who has free time. Night before leftovers of high veg / protein if I’m in a time crunch.

I generally think of these as “transformers”, but I call it a power supply. Mostly folks look at me like a Labrador trying to do calculus, and say “You mean a power brick?”

Paranoia is common in mid-late dementia.

First introduction to Internet in late highschool or College means you’re a gen X.

You can keep still, or whatever, but frankly it doesn’t matter. You don’t matter. Your parents (Boomer’s) mortgaged your generations, and everyone since, future for a pointless capitalist nightmare.

Oh no! Surely the plan to force Nazi values on OBGYN’s so effective, it’ll definitely force a value change in educators.

Oklahoma, first in fascism, 4th in grade education level!

Wouldn’t cousin’s be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.

If your brother was 17, and your mother did this, and a mandatory reporter found out they would be calling CPS - level of abnormal.

This is totally bullshit, the Starbucks CEO hardly minds his 2-3ish hr commute from CA to Seattle by private jet.

If the poors weren’t so stupid and lazy they’d buy jets for a more comfortable commute too. /s

Shit colored goggles.

Make phone calls.

1. Trash can.
2. Gin and tomato juice.