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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins

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This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    You’re a Lemmy cornerstone. We need more contributors like you!

    Also shoutout to all the bean lovers. 🫘

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      I didn’t understand her bean reference and I’m scrolling down the comments trying to figure it out and it’s still pretty cryptic down here.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thank you! 🫘 forever!

  • FirmDistribution@lemmy.world
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    are you single? 🫦

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Happily married but will send feet pics for the right price.

      • FirmDistribution@lemmy.world
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        Shame. I’ll send you 2 cans full of beans for the feet tho

        • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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          I’ll take cannellini! Get ready, big boy…

          • FirmDistribution@lemmy.world
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            😍

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    The pie 🥧

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    i’m impressed

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Your pocket beans are leaking.

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    Really appreciate the effort. Seen your posts on several communities and I’ve always enjoyed your content. I always look forwards to your bats and opposum submissions!

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thank you so much! I do love those night creatures. Gonna get a tattoo of each eventually.

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    Coming up with creative titles to posts is hard

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    Appreciate all you contribute! Coming up on 2000, myself.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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    learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys!

    So is this:

    • A) spending a period of 3 days mastering the art of mastering your bowls
    • B) spending that 6000-post-long period learning how to only poop every 3 days
    • C) spending that 6000-post-long period learning how to not poop for a period of 3 days at a time

    Either way, I would like to be pointed to the source of this knowledge.

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      It looks like the original post is gone, but there was a guy 2.5 years ago who asked how to avoid pooping for 3 days. It generated a lot of buzz and was the first big insider meme that appeared on Lemmy to my knowledge.

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        Here’s an archived copy.

      • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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        Oh right. Thank you so much!

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        I think in hindsight someone figured out the guy was probably trying to make a joke about being on that sub that sank going to the Titanic.

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          I thought the best conclusion was the haj. All the details lined up.

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          That actually makes a lot of sense. Whatever it was, it conquered our collective hearts and minds for days.

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    <3

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      <3 right back

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    6,000 posts? I’ve never seen you once…

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      I post a lot in various animal communities and various shitpost/meme communities. If you don’t visit those or have them blocked… you probably wouldn’t see me.

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    6k and thats probably just counting the primary account lol, great work!

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      Thank you! I just have the one account, so all the love goes here.

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    deleted by creator

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      Here you go:

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        Stop! We can only handle so many exceptional posts!!

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