• sramder@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    So just drinking with friends at home then?

    No… wait! Charging strangers to drink at your home 😏🤑

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        Nice handle. I’m going to try that… I just fill up 50 syringes from 1-50 units, stick them all in and… no, no… I didn’t think this through either 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

        Going to go take a nap my friends, feel a little woozy 😌

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        I see what you did there…

        Pretty sure I’d need to be a church or something first. California isn’t a fan of not collecting taxes.

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    My personal conspiracy theory is that bars have bad acoustics so that you have to shout, so that you get a sore throat, so that you feel like you need to drink more.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    That is called a “pub”.

    Remember kids:

    Oak and brass, A touch of class. Pine and chrome, Get yourself a six pack and drink it in your garage.

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    Sound panels. They’re insanely effective. I put up a few at home, and now I complain about every place that doesn’t have them.

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    One of my personal gripes with TV and movies is when the main characters go to a dance club, or a strip club, and have a conversation at a normal volume level. You can always tell from the look of the places that they’re the kind where you have to shout into the ear of the person next to you to have a hope at being understood.

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    Back in the late 90s, at a seedy bar with my tech-head buddies, we snagged a booth/table with a crappy half blown speaker that was pumping music so loud you couldn’t hear ANYTHING. My buddy whips out his multi tool and proceeds to stand up and snip the wire going to the speaker. An amazing idea that I’ve really never had the chance to replicate, but inspired me to carry a multi tool a lot more.

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    it’ll go bankrupt quick. people drink less when they can have other stimulation

    if the place has a dancefloor, it also has to have shit music in between so you return and buy a drink to pass time

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      WHAT!? TELL ME AFTER THE NOISE DIES DOWN.

      meanwhile when the noise actually does die down: SO THAT’S WHY I NEED A NEW HEMROID CREAM.

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      I feel like pubs in Europe are different than they are in the US. If you go to a dive bar in the US there’s a real chance you might end up stabbed or shot.

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        You get those places in Europe too, but you also get places that are queer friendly, serve food and craft beer, have a good punk oriented jukebox, and the barman will start pouring your drink when you walk through the door because they know what you’re going to order.

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          What you’re describing makes me kinda miss being a regular at a pub.

          Post-COVID and moving to Canada … I find that I stay at home all the time nowadays. The bars I go to here are more establishments and have less of the home feel I used to get in Europe.

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            If you happen to be in Ottawa, I have a couple suggestions via PM. Otherwise, stuff that fits the feel you’d probably like exists, but is generally overshadowed by more establishment spots. Takes a little digging (and even what’s there may not suit your tastes).

            Not neccessarily a bad thing though, alcohol being a poison and whatnot (I just happen to like poison).

            Caveat - I’ve never been in Europe long enough to know the exact feel of a good homey Euro pub, for comparison purposes.

  • Part of the reason why I hate going to bars. Another part is that the drinks are overpriced. I can get a decent handle and drink for a week for the same price as 3 drinks at a bar. No, the shitty music and oppressive atmosphere does not make the experience worth it.