Sorry I couldn’t find a version that didn’t censored the word “fuck.” What is this fucking world coming to?
Fixed thanks to @Klear@quokk.au
What is this fucking world 🍆💦ing to?
Sheesh, OP, watch your filthy fucking language.
what the fuck is wrong with the world.
Can’t upset the advertisers or a group of christian busy bodies in bum fuck Australia.
What is this fucking world coming to
Porn, duh
I make an apple pie that will warmly, and softly caress your ball sack.
I make a cozy loaf of bread.

My casseroles are to contemplate visiting the Midwest for.
I would totally fuck some mac n cheese
I’ve done it and mixing your noodle with the rest of them is divine.
I will never make any “marry me ____” recipe, they come up so much when I’m looking for something to make and it makes me irrationally annoyed. What’s in the recipe? Marriage! But how is it seasoned? With a proposal!
I have also wondered about this, why do we have words that means good/great/fantastic but we use words that means the opposite, mean dish instead of good dish, or sick car, bad ass, wicked trick, filthy rich, killer performance, nasty shot, brutal and so on.
I make a ragin Cajun chili dog that will rape your butthole after it’s done with your throat.
I make a whiny, self-centered, vindictive son of a bitch lasagna, but it tastes good, just don’t bring up job searching or bicycle lanes and dinner won’t be weird.
I make a rude chicken piccatta. It will punch you in the mouth and fuck your mom and dad.
Could, would, and did
what
Tender, succulent chicken breast, lovingly bathed in a sweet, creamy garlic sauce, served with melon balls, and broken promises.
Who says it has to be evil or cruel? I make a mean dish. It’s about average.
A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.












