broccoli
I’ve always loved broccoli, and a lot of folks hate it, so…
Roast your broccoli, people.
Toss it with a little olive oil, salt it, and bake at 400 or so until it’s browning.
It adds a depth of flavor you wouldn’t expect if you’ve never had it.
I love stir frying broccoli with just a bunch of other stuff it’s like a flavor sponge, so good
Colon blowing you-hu-hue in the morning
1 cup black coffee, 2 pieces black chocolate, 5 figs.
consume orally before 6 am.
Orally? Never tried it
How…do … you? What? Why? No!!!
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There’s a chocolate bar i found that contains espresso, and its the only non-liquid food I’ve found that is genuinely strongly caffeinated. I think it was labeled something like “Nuts and Jolts”?
Edit: brand name is Chocolats Latour, flavor is Nuts & Joltz, description is “caramel walnut latte bar, 40% cocoa”.
Corn. Fun little surprise that tracks my digestive speed!
How do you know which corn is which shit? Do you switch up the colours?
Smoothies. With oats, fruits, greens, chia seeds, yogurt.
Dump out. Flawless. No splash no wipe 10/10
I don’t know how I feel about the, “no wipe” part…
Of course there’s a confirmation wipe. But that doesn’t flow and would’ve fucked up my meter and Olympics judges table thing I had goin
Yeah, how do you know without at least one confirmation wipe? That’s a dangerous game.
No job is complete until the paperwork is done my friend
Chia seeds, coffee, and lots of fibrous veggies.
Big bowl of spinach would loosen things up. If I want instant then dairy products(lactose intolerant).
Coffee
A big mug of coffee and two cigarettes
If this does not work, try downing a bag of cherries and then repeating the coffee. But do be near a drain.
Just chug a glass of olive oil.
Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears
Kiwis and bananas.
Pizza hut. Literally a cure for constipation. That shit is good though.
All bran cereal as a late night snack, Coffee and red grapes in the morning. Boom!
Shits like firm tofu wrapped in silk.
Honnestly quinoa for me is the best. Plus it makes funny leopard poop.
Chickpeas. They have so much fiber. And they taste awesome when prepared well.
