So do you just wipe them off before putting your mouth on them or is the culture such that you trust the last person wiped it off already?

All gather and stand in awe at the majesty of the mustard tiddy!

I’m just gonna be honest with you, because it’s what decent people do: it’s been a real long time since I wanted to milk anything so badly.

You just want to try to deep throat and see if you can get to the label, we get it.

I feel like I’m in the minority here. I’m not a huge fan of condoments.

When you want some mayo just suckle the teat

Bethany Brookshire is the kind of name Rowling would come up with for an American

These also exist for toppings for ice cream, like chocolate and caramel. So jokes about using these directly in your mouth… It probably happens. (Although those are so very hard to press)

be right there honey

i just need to jerk off the ketchup onto my fries real quick

We had these in norway, but it’s probably been well over a decade since I last used one. They are fine, but honestly, there are better solutions with hand pumps which just seems better in every way.

Condiment condom is right there