I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Lol. Guys come on. It’s the first thing everyone would do.
Yeah! We’re gonna score! It’s finally gonna happen. Yeah! Eh heheheheheh
Two chicks at the same time.
Set myself up as Spider-Man. Its what I wanted to do since I was 7. Then some weird sex stuff.
Why not both at the same time?
Run Resident Evil 2 on it
Insert funny porn joke.
But in all seriousness? A fully immersive, 100% realistic Dungeons and Dragons game with my friends. Exactly the same as we would run it at our table. We’d hop down to the replicators and holo-disguise generators and make ourselves up like our characters, and I’d just follow them around in a spooky mysterious robe and narrate the story.
That’s it. I would run the best D&D game ever, the game of a lifetime, for my best friends.
I can tell you what colour of uniform I wouldn’t wear!
No command for you then?
In TOS only, that was the joke
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Doh!
And SNW now that I think about it but no worries, you’re totally right redshirt is a trope for a reason
Depends entirely on whether or not it has an incognito mode.
Forcing Geordi to look holodeck CCTV will cause PTSD on him.
But maybe he’s even into it.
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You don’t live in a place called Reading Rainbow if you haven’t seen some shit
i’d be getting my dick mad wet
I can imagine all of the AI pron, VR porn, and 3D rendered/video game porn would all combine so you can get freaky with anyone, and give them any personality you want.
I would also think that any 3D Video game would be able to be made compatible with it, similar to VR.
But porn would be there first.
Finding out where all the fluids would be going after ending the program?
Oh we already know: biofilters.
Two chicks at the same time.
There is nothing in the world like having two girls sucking your dick at the same time. Three would probably be a hassle to keep up with, never done that.
With three, physical positioning starts to get really inconvenient unless you’re laying down, but then the view isn’t as good. And unless you’re packing like 9 inches, there’s not a whole lot of open real estate anyway.
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Relive a random fun night with my college friends in a bar from 2003 that no longer exists.
Miss you, old friends.
Is it the “random fun night”, “college friends”, “bar”, or 2003 that no longer exists?
The bar. Friends are alive and well but I drifted apart after a few career moves in and out of my country.
Though technically based on our cells replicating and dying off the “us” from 20 years ago also no longer exist.
Well, your muscle, fat, bone, and nervous system cells are all the same. Those don’t reproduce.
I see what side you land on for the ship of Theseus debate…
I’m sorry to hear that, I also long to hang out with my old college buddies from 20ish years ago under circumstances that no longer exist. Sigh Time is a bitch ain’t it?
Disable safety protocols.
Then create a life or death scenario with an antagonist who is defined as being able to defeat me.
Man of culture
Computer, show me the warp core!
