Hi, how would you feel about sposoring me for immigration?!?!?!?!?!?!

It’s concern for a fellow human

American here. CHOOSE CANADA.

His face upsets me

“Mistakenly”

Hopefully he reported this activity to his son, to keep him honest and appropriately guilty

“Mankind was completely unprepared…” - 5 years from now, probably

Has anyone brought up, in a serious, on the record way, that we are not at war, and the president doesn’t actually have tariff powers right now?

What needs to be said is “Mr. President, I’d like you to meet U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens.”

You mean Republicans? Yeah they won’t allow that, silly

Goddamnit, Missouri Man! When will you learn?!

Secretary of Offense

Do step 1 before the laws change to where the guy who threatened her gets a medal of freedom instead.

It was an oopsie. His lawyers said so! That makes it not illegal. Oopsies are not illegal.

_/s

And thank goodness for that? 🤮

Welp. This is about to get pretty interesting. And possibly also catastrophically horrible.

Theyre almost certainly depending on the money brought in by all those tickets