I will have you know that my lips are moist and supple.
That stuff is addictive. If you never use it you’ll only have set lips in winter, if you get used to it you’ll always have dry lips when you don’t use it
You ChapStick people are weird motherfuckers. Is it an oral fixation thing? Are they like little phalluses to you? It’s okay, if so. Just…what’s the fucking deal, guys? Why are you always smearing that shit all over your lips? Are you okay?
Not sure if this is sarcasm, but some people want their lips to actually stop being dry.
I guess my slobber does a fine job of keeping these bad boys moist, because I’m told my lips are soft and I don’t slather goo on them.
when i lived in a high humidity environment i didn’t need lotion or lip balm or anything. when i lived in a low humidity environment i needed all that shit.
also, with a beard i put conditioner in it every day. keeps the hair nice and soft. also moisturizes my lips.
Damn, you’ve got me. I’ve only read up to “dry ass” before I’ve licked my ass
The right meme at the wrong place can make all the difference in the world
I would never lick my lips if they were dry, it would just make it worse.
didn’t get me. I stay lubed up
Are…. Are you a wizard?
I just licked them when I saw this…
