So like, we had some friends visiting from out of town. And the husband goes to make toast. He finds someone has taken a bite out of the butter in the butter dish. Perfect indentation of their teeth. Who does he accuse first? Not his kids, but his wife. And he was right.
I guess all my mom’s best cookies had too much butter
It’s never too much.
The only protester is the arteries
So like, we had some friends visiting from out of town. And the husband goes to make toast. He finds someone has taken a bite out of the butter in the butter dish. Perfect indentation of their teeth. Who does he accuse first? Not his kids, but his wife. And he was right.