You tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him
She wants to touch me whoa, she wants to love me whoa, she’ll never leave me whoa, whoa-oh-oh
(hello high school)
I don’t trust you
Nope, just two people with a bad tempeh.
Beet. It even makes more sense as a play on words than ‘beef’ anyway, in the context of an argument.
I’m going to beet you up.
I can’t believe it’s not beef
A man with a sign that reads, “Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?”
Argument is misspelled with an e between the u and m.
argue mint
It’s a “You won’t believe it’s not beef”
you put “p” at the front like in pleather.
pbeef (peef)
Not if you squash it.
Hey man! I have a tofu with you!
Nah, it doesn’t have the same hit.
Veef
Can I add this?
Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was… I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.
Huh really? I think they’re alright. Tho I prefer the brand Quorn
I’ve had a couple of Burger King’s ‘Impossible’ burgers. They’re not terrible. I’ve had actual beef burgers that were worse.
I quite like both Impossible and Beyond burgers. Honestly, better than a lot of the shitty fast food Styrofoam “meat” they try to pass off.
It’s a better bet than the “beef” at a cheap restaurant. The worst they can do is cook it badly.
Tbh, McDonalds vegan burgers are the best patties they have. Not because they are great, but because at least they don’t taste like fried shoe sole like their beef burgers.
Seriously, their beef burgers are animal cruelty. No animal deserves to be turned into that garbage.
