You must log in or register to comment.
“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
Cat: laughing silently
Also Cat: Becomes women’s best friend
This insinuates that cats can talk but just choose not to, which totally tracks.
Dogs were created by humans from wolves. Even hypothetical God doesn’t get any credit.
No, the universe was created last thursday, wake up
Wouldn’t that make tomorrow the first Thursday?
Wow, Last Thursday and Next Thursday are always two weeks apart, except on Thursday weirdly enough.
Time is a flat circle.
God: and if you eat chocolate it will kill you.
This joke has to be at least 30 years old by now.
deleted by creator
My dog would eat the furball